Here's my question....  You're on a roadtrip.  You've done the first 2/3's of it.  You're rounding 3rd base, heading back to home.  That's a good thing because you have to be back at the start point for a VVIP  high...

All hell broke loose - just as I expected.  The kids were screaming and there were real tears.  Leaving Auntie Ang and Uncle Brock's house was a complete s---show.  Mercifully, no one was there to see it (although I'm sure...

Evie to me, “Why do people keep wanting to take my picture?”  Me, “No idea.  Maybe they like oddball looking people around here. ”  Eye roll, tongue out.  You'll thank me someday, Evie. When it was time to leave Lisa...