Best Grandparent advice:  It is easier for the girl to run with her skirt up, than you with your pants down. While the grandparents and the kids have each other wrapped around their fingers, Scott and I are steeling a...

Every year Nate join us for either his February or April vacation.  This year we got April.  We hadn't expected to be on the west coast by that time, but here we are. His arrival is always a big deal. Think 'Paul...

Citizens of Keokuk, Iowa: YOU ARE WELCOME.  Thanks to the intrepidness of The Amators, you had one night of less vice than normal.  Which vice?  We do not know... but we suspect it was at least one, potentially more, possibly three or...