Me to Mom (as we're driving down the highway), "Mom, could you plug my phone in?  I want to have enough battery to take a video of this."  Mom, "Sure. Ok.  Plugged in.  How do I know it's charging?"  Me,...

These last few months have been hurtful to the old pocketbook.  We stayed well outside of the valley to facilitate Scott's interview.  We moved as far as we could east and south to a place that was recently flooded by all...

Citizens of Keokuk, Iowa: YOU ARE WELCOME.  Thanks to the intrepidness of The Amators, you had one night of less vice than normal.  Which vice?  We do not know... but we suspect it was at least one, potentially more, possibly three or...