Ok Bogota - this one's for you.  You and I were right.  I hate doing the laundry.  It's been about 2 weeks on the road (so clearly I'm an expert).  So far I've had to do laundry twice.  I don't...

Citizens of Keokuk, Iowa: YOU ARE WELCOME.  Thanks to the intrepidness of The Amators, you had one night of less vice than normal.  Which vice?  We do not know... but we suspect it was at least one, potentially more, possibly three or...

What do you do in Maine just before the 4th of July?  Go strawberry picking.  After having been in California, I get that this may not seem as exciting to our west coast brothers and sisters.  Out there fruit seems...