Citizens of Keokuk, Iowa: YOU ARE WELCOME.  Thanks to the intrepidness of The Amators, you had one night of less vice than normal.  Which vice?  We do not know... but we suspect it was at least one, potentially more, possibly three or...

I turned to Evie {seriously}, "If those monkeys get in here, you are going to throw your ice cream and run like hell.  Got it?"  Evie, with large eyes {equally seriously}, "Yes mommy.  Got it.  If those monkeys come in...

First post-hiatus attempt Not gonna lie, it’s a little intimidating.  Getting back to writing the blog has been both “at the top of my to do list” and the bane of my existence.  For reasons that aren't completely clear to...