Citizens of Keokuk, Iowa: YOU ARE WELCOME.  Thanks to the intrepidness of The Amators, you had one night of less vice than normal.  Which vice?  We do not know... but we suspect it was at least one, potentially more, possibly three or...

Mom didn't realize it at the time, but our overnight at Harris Ranch was the last night she spent in the Chief.  It turns out.... despite not being able to shower daily and wash her hair every Tues and Fri...

Nate and Grammie Denise roll into San Fran on the 11th of Nov.  We are... officially... ahead of schedule!  Ah yes... I remember you, old friend.  "Ahead of Schedule".... I've missed you.  You make my type A, always-wear-a-watch, show up 2...