More often than not, I love a good tourist trap (except Disney.... I'm not on the Micky train).  We spent this afternoon in Tombstone, AZ... where men walk around in spurs and chaps and no one is laughing.  Loved it....

Citizens of Keokuk, Iowa: YOU ARE WELCOME.  Thanks to the intrepidness of The Amators, you had one night of less vice than normal.  Which vice?  We do not know... but we suspect it was at least one, potentially more, possibly three or...

Scott to me, "I don't know what it is, but my feet hurt.  The salt in the pool is stinging for some reason."  Me, "Oh, I know what it is!  You're cutting your feet on the tiles."  Him, "Come again?" ...