All hell broke loose - just as I expected. The kids were screaming and there were real tears. Leaving Auntie Ang and Uncle Brock's house was a complete s---show. Mercifully, no one was there to see it (although I'm sure...
Scott keeps telling me to write the blog posts like I'm writing to my closest girlfriends (Sticky, C, The Aviator, Seven... + 10 more). Look, I'll tell you right now that's not gonna happen. Out of respect for my mom...
It was all funny until it wasn't. I'm hardly an expert but these matters but it was fairly obvious these folks weren't high on life. Scott specifically asked me to shelf the D.A.R.E speech for the foreseeable future. When I...