Me to Scott, "What do you think about the tires?  I haven't checked the pressure lately."  Scott, "Should be fine.  Don't worry about it."  Me to Mom, "What do you think about the tires?  Scott checks the pressure and I...

By the light of a cozy campfire I read out loud, "I started to run and found I couldn't, because of the boulders; that made me frantic and I climbed over them like a cat and yelled and shouted and...

It was all funny until it wasn't.  I'm hardly an expert but these matters but it was fairly obvious these folks weren't high on life.  Scott specifically asked me to shelf the D.A.R.E speech for the foreseeable future.  When I...