Scott, “How does that look?”  Me, “Terrible.”  He pulled forward a bit and then backed up into exactly the same spot.  Him, “How about now?”  Me, “Still terrible.”  He tried again and ended up in the same place.  “How about...

Best Grandparent advice:  It is easier for the girl to run with her skirt up, than you with your pants down. While the grandparents and the kids have each other wrapped around their fingers, Scott and I are steeling a...

I jammed on the breaks.  The needle drops from 75 mph down to 45 in a very short space of highway. Everything from the back of the RV moved forward.  Scott calmly took off his headphones, looking at me.  Him,...