Citizens of Keokuk, Iowa: YOU ARE WELCOME.  Thanks to the intrepidness of The Amators, you had one night of less vice than normal.  Which vice?  We do not know... but we suspect it was at least one, potentially more, possibly three or...

Per Mom, the following updates are mandatorily added BEFORE you read the following.  Be advised, "It was the 80s, not, repeat not, the 70s!" ======================================== Each year around my Dad's birthday, we do a family overnight in Bar Harbor to...

Sitting in the car, heading into town the other day, out of the blue Mom says to me, "You can use me as your foil... if you want to."  Having not personally visited the 1920s, it took me a minute...