This morning I was in the men's room of the Walmart in Cleveland, TX.  I didn't want to be there but you do what you have to do.  (For the record, this is Traci not Scott.... ) When we left...

We were grooving to some sweet John Denver this morning at breakfast (after Scott tried to start with Metallica - no, pass, veto'ed).  We're enjoying the woods of West Virginia.  We're in Coopers Rock State Park outside of Morgantown.  Scott...

"Senora Evelyn," he started.... this ought to have been clue #1 that something wasn't entirely right, "I want to talk to you later in your apartment."  Ok, clues 2,3 and 4 were dropped in those words but I missed them...