Citizens of Keokuk, Iowa: YOU ARE WELCOME.  Thanks to the intrepidness of The Amators, you had one night of less vice than normal.  Which vice?  We do not know... but we suspect it was at least one, potentially more, possibly three or...

Scott's hernia surgery went well.  He was up and about that afternoon.  The only hiccup came at the very end.  Nurse, "You have your post op appointment schedule for 10 days from now.  See you then."  Me, "Ummmm... come again...

I was well on my way to winning the Great Pink Camp Cold Swim Challenge of 2018.  That's rockstar and the competitor in me is all about the win, but never in the history of the challenge has it gone...