Friday evening outside of Kingman, AZ.... Evie, "Can I watch Paw Patrol on the ipad?"  Me, "No, you're going to watch Cars instead."  Evie (surprised at a partial success), "Really?  Ok."  I specifically rented Cars and she was going to...

"Senora Evelyn," he started.... this ought to have been clue #1 that something wasn't entirely right, "I want to talk to you later in your apartment."  Ok, clues 2,3 and 4 were dropped in those words but I missed them...

Scott and I had been talking about me learning to do everything on the RV (even the solidly blue jobs) so that while he's away at a professional event in Feb/March we'll be squared away. Scott, "Ok, you're driving today."...