Evie, "Does George really have to go?"  Me to Evie, "Honey, we've talked about this.  Yes.  George was a wonderful Christmas tree. We're grateful for his service and hope he {and his surprise nest of little spiders} enjoyed the novelty...

We were grooving to some sweet John Denver this morning at breakfast (after Scott tried to start with Metallica - no, pass, veto'ed).  We're enjoying the woods of West Virginia.  We're in Coopers Rock State Park outside of Morgantown.  Scott...

Me, with increasing concern closing in on hysteria, “It’s in my pants…. It’s in my pants… IT is IN my pants…. IT’S IN MY PANTS!!!!”  Jack turned to look at me, wide-eyed.   In what is surely TMI, I have on...